When the feeling hits me, I just let 'er rip at that moment. I don't even attempt to take it out. Just warm sweet relief, baby. Sure it's a little embarrassing but hey, I'm a rebel, a nonconformist, I gotta be me. I guess maybe I should mention I'm 89 and own stock in "Depends" under-garments but that has little to do with it.
"Spots" McGee
"Spots" McGee
Serious, hell yeah I'm serious, I've peed 4 times since my last post. Well, OK, I did lie about one thing. I'm not so much 89 as I am 26 but I find people are much less tolerant of my wizardry (pun intended) when they realize I'm so young.
Peeing icon? Sure, just let me grab my digital camera, scanner and...wait a few minutes...here we go...aaaahhhhhh
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Peeing icon? Sure, just let me grab my digital camera, scanner and...wait a few minutes...here we go...aaaahhhhhh
Check your inbox.
o.k. most "interesting" place I peed. Me and a buddy of mine in highschool went to some indie movie for extra credit for a class we were in. He thought it was a good idea to bring in some tall-boys of Colt 45 with us, and I agreed, of course. After downing a few of those bad boys my friend said he had to pee like a mother****er, so he unzipped his fly right there in the theater, of which there were maybe 10 other people in it, and peed right on the floor. You could here the tinkling from where I was sitting near him, not sure if anyone else knew, but, needless to say I followed suit and relieved myself right there opn the floor as well. Just so you mother****as know this is the only time that I've done this, and don't plan on doing it again. Thank you for letting me waste a minute of your time, have a nice day folks.
I agree - I shouldnt have done it but I have done that before at least twice.
I was thinking that under the barstool would interest people, or down the steps of the provincetown tower, or onto a salmon hatchery in a cruise in alaska, or some other places - but I still cant nail down the MOST interesting place...
Id better keep thinking.
I was thinking that under the barstool would interest people, or down the steps of the provincetown tower, or onto a salmon hatchery in a cruise in alaska, or some other places - but I still cant nail down the MOST interesting place...
Id better keep thinking.
When I still lived at home as a teenager/young adult ...I'd be up late at night, til all hours and don't ask me why but I preffered leaking in the yard at night, instead of just going in the bathroom.....the rest of the family was asleep....I just remembered this, after reading this crazy thread...
Journey
We used to do the same thing - this is actually one pee I really regret...
We used to stay up all night playing ninentendo and Sega games and sneaking beers in my basement - and my mom had a really nice flower garden right outside of the walk out basement which I used to think I was "fertilizing". It didnt do much for a long time but by the end of the summer you could tell that some of the plants/flowers were severely discolored and I remember my mother always saying that she didnt know why that was happening. Then one night she had trouble sleeping - and needless to say her window was right above the walkout basement door and flower garden - and she thought it was raining so she looked out to see me peeing all over her garden...
We used to do the same thing - this is actually one pee I really regret...
We used to stay up all night playing ninentendo and Sega games and sneaking beers in my basement - and my mom had a really nice flower garden right outside of the walk out basement which I used to think I was "fertilizing". It didnt do much for a long time but by the end of the summer you could tell that some of the plants/flowers were severely discolored and I remember my mother always saying that she didnt know why that was happening. Then one night she had trouble sleeping - and needless to say her window was right above the walkout basement door and flower garden - and she thought it was raining so she looked out to see me peeing all over her garden...
Parsons thats a great point - a little to that topic I must add in the many breeds that I have tinkled on at one time or another.
This is a tougher task because of a few reasons - you never wanna pee on your own dog or a friends dog for obvious reasons - and getting into a position to pee on a strangers dog is much more challenging...
Now its not that I've tried to do this - sometimes it just happens - especially if you pee outside as much sa I do, dogs are curious and they come over to see what you are doing and very frequently in my experience they tend to walk under the stream without a lot of care as to whether or not they get peed on...
- and its not that I pee all over the dog - sometimes just a splash but the vast number of dogs that have been graced with my yellow fluid is astounding the more I think about it...
anyone ever peed on any unique breeds?
This is a tougher task because of a few reasons - you never wanna pee on your own dog or a friends dog for obvious reasons - and getting into a position to pee on a strangers dog is much more challenging...
Now its not that I've tried to do this - sometimes it just happens - especially if you pee outside as much sa I do, dogs are curious and they come over to see what you are doing and very frequently in my experience they tend to walk under the stream without a lot of care as to whether or not they get peed on...
- and its not that I pee all over the dog - sometimes just a splash but the vast number of dogs that have been graced with my yellow fluid is astounding the more I think about it...
anyone ever peed on any unique breeds?
